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One day, a company, called Bet21.com looked around and decided that they wanted a change. So they set out on a journey on the internet. They posted and advertised for new players and kept going criss crossing the land until the government passed a bill called UIGEA which resembled a river.

The river was wide and swift, and Bet21.com stopped to reconsider their business plan & situation. Bet21.com couldn't see any way across. So they began to recruit certain players and shills all along their player network. Bet21.com checked all their players, including Team UBT, all the while thinking that they had come to far to turn back.

Suddenly, Bet21.com saw FGK playing on their site every day. They decided to use FGK for advertising and to spread the word to new players thereby helping to improve their financial situation until UIGEA was repealed.

"Hellooo Mr. FGK" called Bet21.com, "Would you be so kind as to give me a ride on your back across the river?"

"Well now, Bet21.com! How do I know that if I try to help you, you wont try to screw me?" asked FGK hesitantly.

"Because," Bet21.com replied, "If I try to screw you, then I would die too, for you see I cannot swim!"

Now this seemed to make sense to the FGK. But he asked. "What about when I get close to the bank? You could still try to screw me and get back to the shore!"

"This is true," agreed Bet21.com, "But then I wouldn't be able to get to the other side of the river!"

"Alright then...how do I know you won’t just wait till after the $25,000 tournament and THEN screw me?" said the frog.

"Ahh...," crooned Bet21.com "Because you see, once you've taken me to the other side of this river, I will be so grateful for your help, that it would hardly be fair to reward you by screwing you now would it?!"

So the FGK agreed to take Bet21.com across the river. He swam over to the bank and settled himself near the mud to pick up his passenger. Bet21.com crawled onto FGK's back.

The muddy waters of controversy swirled around them, but FGK stayed the course so Bet21.com would not suffer. He kicked strongly through the first half of the stream and his critics, his flippers paddling wildly against the current.

Halfway across the river, FGK suddenly felt a sharp sting in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, got some e-mails from Bet21.com and removed them from his inbox. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.

"You fool!" croaked FGK, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"

Bet21.com (the scorpion) shrugged, and did a little jig on the drowning FGK's back.

"I could not help myself. It is my nature."

Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river.

Self destruction - "It’s my Nature", said Bet21.com